Some One-Liners That Always Manage To Crack Me Up!!! (& some make me "think" too...) ;D
* A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
*A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
*A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
*A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
*Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
*Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
*Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
*He who laughs last--- probably didn't get the joke.
* Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
*Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.